Hen Fruit: Insanity: A Memoir.

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Insanity: A Memoir.

Insanity

Highly Overrated,

Simply Disturbing.

The Ultimate Revolution!

Letting Go.

Out of my mind.

Unfeigned Enlightenment.

Shooby Do Wop Wop Shooby Do.

Endless Memories,

Sporadic Thoughts.

Plumb Tuckered Out,

Amusing Label.

I am the Walrus Goo Goo G'Joob.

Silent Struggle.

Back To Bed.

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one-hit_wonderMarch 28, 2009 at 12:06 PM
I hear ya!

I was interested in how the lady in the picture is staring directly at the camera while the girl, boy, and man are looking off to the side.
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What is Hen Fruit?

hen fruit
–noun Facetious.
a hen's egg or eggs.
Origin: 1850–55, Americanism

My modest world ~ revolves around ethereal eggs. Their production, their viability, and their mere existence.

I have what is known as Unexplained Fertility ~ Truly ambiguous. Indubitably real.

To vent frustration and expel anger I've turned to writing poetry and art collage for solace.

And so it begins. My Blog. A collection of spirited musings, artistic exploration, and poignant reality.

Hen Fruit has officially hatched.

Acronyms & Abbreviations

2WW ~ two-week wait

AF ~ Aunt Flo; menstrual period
BBT ~ basal body temperature
BCP ~ birth control pills
BD ~ baby dance; sexual intercourse
BETA ~ basic pregnancy test detecting HCG
BFN ~ big fat negative; a negative result on a pregnancy test
BFP ~ big fat positive; a positive result on a pregnancy test
BTW ~ by the way
B/W ~ blood work
CD ~ cycle day
CM ~ cervical mucus
CNM ~ certified nurse midwife
DH ~ dear husband, darling husband
DPIUI ~ days post intrauterine insemination
FIL ~ father in law
FSH ~ follicle stimulating hormone
hCG ~ human chorionic gonadotropin; a hormone shot to bring on ovulation within 36 hours
HPT ~ home pregnancy test
HSG ~ hysterosalpingogram; a test in which the doctor injects dye into the uterus and fallopian tubes
IF ~ infertility
IUI ~ intrauterine insemination
IVF ~ in vitro fertilization
MC ~ miscarriage
MIL ~ mother in law
OB ~ obstetrician
OHSS ~ ovarian hyperstimulation syndrome
OPK ~ ovulation predictor kit
OPT ~ ovulation predictor test
OV ~ ovulation
P4 ~ progesterone
PCP ~ primary care physician
PG ~ pregnant
PMS ~ premenstrual syndrome
RE ~ reproductive endocrinologist
RX ~ prescription
SIL ~ sister in law
TTC ~ trying to conceive
U/S ~ ultrasound
WTT ~ waiting to test

Hen Fruit

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Insanity: A Memoir.

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